Cool. Funny birthday greetings to your husband from your wife. It’s funny to congratulate your beloved husband on his birthday.

Happy birthday, husband!
Let happiness come suddenly
And luck will come,
And success will beckon.

A series of victories will begin
And the sun is shining through the window,
Bright joy will jump,
And wealth will pour from the sky!

Congratulations to my dear hubby,
We are going the same way with him.
I know you won't find something like this
Everything else in the whole world.
Dear, be immensely happy,
And I will love you
With all my heart, sincerely and truly,
I will live by you alone.
Strive for your dream, be bright, passionate,
Grow in your career without obstacles.
I'm sure you'll be happy!

To you, my dear, gentle friend.
My dear, beloved husband,
I want to wish you happiness
Thank you from the bottom of my heart
For passion, kindness,
Tolerance, strength, beauty,
Because of your difficult character,
And for our family peace!
I want to drink to you
For finding me.
In you, my beautiful knight,
I drowned in my head!

Men are different
But I only love you
I go wash, clean,
I'll make something in the kitchen,
You are very pleased with such care,
Well, right, where to go?
Well, today congratulations
I want to read to you:
“May you always be as sweet as you are,
Sometimes terribly beloved.
Success, joy to you,
And don't forget about me. »

Birthday is knocking on the door,
The stubborn thought is spinning:
I have to get up early
Set the table elegantly,

Cooking, fussing,
Like a bird in a clear sky...
In general, my husband, congratulations
And I offer a ladle!

Funny birthday greetings to your husband

Be no worse than Van Damme
Otherwise I won’t give it to you!
Tighten your belly again
To become slimmer, here you go!

So that my husband loves you,
Congratulated and praised
On your bright birthday -
Lucky you and your wife!

Birthday is a reason to sit down,
Eat a very hearty meal
Cool to drink, party,
Show off and joke!

In general, congratulations, husband!
Be strong for everything, of course,
So that you have enough health,
Inspiration and strength

It's a worthy night to walk away,
And then sleep peacefully
And be grateful to your wife
Such a gorgeous present!

So I want to congratulate you,
Happy birthday hubby.
If only out of excitement,
I don't want to confuse these lines.
For me on the whole planet,
Only you are the best.
I will say, I won’t hide it in my heart,
You are the guy of my dreams.
May success accompany you
Day after day you always.
Let the joy not disappear
Never since your life.

So many different congratulations
I could find it for you.
But, alas, the vibes of laziness
They got in my way.
And I write without hesitation,
To hell with these lyrics!
Happy birthday greetings
Dear man.
I wish him a lot
To find all sorts of joys,
So that on the road of life
Don't stumble along the way.

I wish my dear, beloved,
If the sky is the bluest,
If happiness is the strongest,
So that it lasts a lifetime!
If bread - then the sweetest,
If it’s a son, then all the best!
Only grief - not a drop, not a bit!
Hold on to your luck!

I wanted to find a funny poem for you,
To congratulate my beloved husband on your birthday,
But I don’t know what will be good
Just as I feel good with you - nothing bad!
So, I'll try to compose it myself,
Tell me about how I love you
How you once drove me completely crazy,
And how I still burn with you!

Today, on your birthday, I wish you, husband,
Delicious beer, successful football with friends,
Have a lot of fun, relax, read books,
And remind me of your love more often!
I chose the best husband for myself,
And today again I praise you, my dear,
You support me in everything, you understand,
Happy Birthday! I love you so much!

Happy birthday hubby!
You must have been knocked off your feet!
Accept congratulations -
This is terrible work!
I'm saying today,
And behind me is the whole family:
“We need to rest more -
Everything will be fine!”

Our birthday is coming our way,
We are really looking forward to it
And to the golden husband
We're going with toast!
Neither gold nor bronze
And all sorts of victories,
Giving your wife roses
And bring lunch!
We also want a fur coat,
Wife and Mercedes,
What a miracle this is
There are countless gifts!

To my beautiful one,
Super-duper cool,
To my beloved
The most beautiful.
To my beloved husband,
Dear, pleasant,
To the golden sun
I sew life together with a needle,
I will share my joys with him,
Bitters and sweets,
On his birthday
I give rewards!

Funny birthday greetings to husband

My husband is the best
I always appreciate time with him.
Today is his birthday
That's what I want to wish.
Always be as honest
Strong like a hero.
Help your family and friends
Sparing no effort.
Let your health not go away
Many more years to come!
I will always be with you,
Your faithful wife.

So many different congratulations
I could find it for you.
But, alas, the vibes of laziness
They got in my way.
And I write without hesitation,
To hell with these lyrics!
Happy birthday greetings
Dear man.
I wish him a lot
To find all sorts of joys,
So that on the road of life
Don't stumble along the way.

I asked the heavens
So that they send you
For me, that's the interest
They really heard

My naive, sonorous call -
And you were sent from above
For me - you were ready
Hear all the confessions.

You are just what I want!
The one I dreamed of!
I hasten to congratulate you,
Sorry there's not enough beer!

I give you congratulations:
My unearthly patience
It won't burst today, of course.
On your holiday solemnly eternal!

I won't swear today
I allow my socks to lie around,
Oh, my shirts and trousers are wrinkled -
I won't grumble in my spare time!

I will hug you, kiss you,
And I will fulfill any whim,
After all, you are the birthday boy on this day,
At least I want to slap you on the head!

Even if you snore half the night sometimes,
You may not always bring flowers.
I still love you very, very much
You have become the embodiment of my dream!
Well, you like to drink, so who doesn’t!?
Today I’ll pour it for you myself.
After all, you are the birthday boy, which means they will
Let us sing praises to your glory!
Don't be afraid, I won't remember you tomorrow
Drunk every glass.
The main thing is that you don’t forget
He owes me a new bag from his salary!

My beloved husband, happy birthday,
There is no one like you in the world!
Well, who else has patience?
Would it be enough for so many years?

Thanks for your efforts,
Because you put up with me,
For affection, tenderness and attention!
Oh, how I love you!

I wish you strength, success,
Health, new achievements,
Merry friends, a sea of ​​laughter
And many joyful moments!

I'm standing with a frying pan in my hands
And suddenly hubby comes in,
With some strange gait,
There's a sparkle in the eyes!

At first I thought of hitting
Although there is no reason for that,
He seems to be sober and without a guitar,
And his drunken friends are not with him.

But there are still concerns
What, something is wrong with him
Damn, it's his birthday
You can fix everything with alcohol.

And I rushed to the shops,
Calling friends along the way,
I love my man
How cats love pigeons!

Everyone has left, the holiday is over,
I wanted to approach my husband,
And he fell asleep like a classmate,
Snores, blowing bubbles.

My prince, although no, is already a king, I congratulate you on your birthday. I wish that the crown does not fall, that the power does not disappear, that luck does not change, that your royal palace is full of gold and love, that your queen is the most beautiful and magnificent, that your nature surprises everyone with talent and charisma, that your heart sings to everyone day. I love you, dear, and I wish that today you become smarter and more confident in yourself for a year.

My husband, you are the strongest,
Wonderful, beautiful.
On your birthday, dear,
Verse prepared by the wife:

More joy and happiness
And success without bad weather.
Both in work and in love
May good luck continue.

May your health be good,
Like a seven-year-old drink.
And be there forever
Who would be? Of course it's me!

Dear, my beloved man!
You deserve to be idle today.
There is a good reason for this:
It's your birthday today!

I want to say thank you
For your patience and firmness.
I'm often wrong, my dear,
But my pride won’t let me admit it.

Of course, you are not a gift either,
But we won’t talk about that now.
Know, even though it’s often not visible, maybe
I love you. It will always be like this!

May you succeed in everything in life,
Get healthier as you age.
Let luck hover over your head,
And a carpet of money is under your feet.

Happy birthday, superman!
Always be happy with everything:
Every moment, hour, step,
Every day by my side.

Have fun to the fullest
Enrage old lady fate,
But behave wisely -
After all, I am also a superwoman!

Happy Birthday sweetheart!
You are a calm knight
My husband, the real one,
And not a boy walking!

I got lucky with a man:
He has remarkable strength,
There's a lot of intelligence in him
And there are tons of other advantages!

What can you wish for your husband?
Indulge all whims,
Always come home
To be caressed by your wife!

You stay the same
And don't change a bit.
I love you most of all,
I respect and appreciate you!

I'm buzzing like a bee now
Amidst the troubles of circling,
You have, my dear,
It's a birthday today!

Be as healthy as granite
I wish you joyfully
Let it stand from passionate feelings
Eternally sweet taste.

All desires are yours
Will soon be fulfilled,
Rubles will flow to you
Sami, my darling,

There are countless pleasures awaiting you,
Life won't be sour!
Well, there is already happiness -
I! Kiss me quickly!

Happy Birthday
My dear husband, dear!
I'll be waiting impatiently
Returning home!
I allow it with friends
You should walk a little,
Drop by to see your beloved mother,
She has a little rest,
And then quickly come to me,
To celebrate the holiday brightly,
To my affectionate wife,
What awaits you with the gift!
I wish you, darling,
Only happiness and good luck,
So that you are happy with me,
Don't hide your happiness!

You, whose shoulders are wider than ours!
You, who are taller, bigger, more beautiful!
You, whose bald spot is visible
From any window!

You who don't like shopping!
Sometimes it saves me, sometimes it destroys me.
You, shaggy, hairy!
Hey, you! In a striped T-shirt!

You who love to throw money around!
And it will console me if I whine!
You! Can you hear? Or no?
I send you congratulations.

You are more valuable than anyone in the world!
You are like the sun shining in the sky!
You, beloved and dear!
It's boring without you alone.

Always be by my side!
And you don't have to wash the dishes!
Even take out the trash
I only ask you to be!

Happy Birthday honey,
Kind, nice, smart!
Let the sadness go away
There will be joy on weekdays.

Fate puts it in your pocket
Happiness and luck,
A glass of joy will be poured
And heat - for change!

As every girl or woman grows up, her man becomes the closest and dearest person to her. A husband is a person with whom you share one bed, one plate and one life. And could there be anything more important than your joint family holidays? They renew romance even in the longest relationships.

How can you congratulate your beloved man on his birthday, especially if you have been living together for a long time and have organized a million romantic evenings and other pleasant surprises for him?

It's worth going from the opposite direction. Do not do anything enchanting, but simply congratulate verbally, expressing all your most tender feelings and emotions. If you want to bring fun and celebration, then you need funny birthday greetings for husband in the form or SMS messages! There are plenty of them on our website, the main thing is to start searching in advance, or write a simple poem from the bottom of your heart yourself. Your man will definitely love such attention and care! Happy holidays!

An attentive husband and an excellent worker,
Strict father, wonderful carpenter,
Skillful hands and the appearance of an athlete -
Half the world dreams of such a guy!
On your birthday I want to wish
Take a worthy place in life!
Let our house be spared from misfortune,
And as always, I will be by your side!

I wish my beloved husband success,
Excellent fate and cheerful laughter,
So that money rains down like a cheerful rain,
Let life sparkle with sparkling wine!

May the year please you with a new car,
And the round dance circled with new successes!
The costumes are brand new and the mood
Simply great! Dear, Happy Birthday!

Men are different
But I only love you
I go wash, clean,
I'll make something in the kitchen,
You are very pleased with such care,
Well, right, where to go?
Well today congratulations
I want to read to you:
“May you always be as sweet as you are,
Sometimes terribly beloved.
Success, joy to you,
And don't forget about me. »

Let the demon possess me,
I want on your birthday
Fur coat, dacha, Mercedes
And a ticket, without a doubt.

Are you really not strong?
Quickly fulfill your wishes!
After all, that’s why you are my husband,
To pay attention!

May your birthday be yours,
But my desires are mine!
Provide me with my list
And we will immediately become closer!

My beloved husband,
My protector, brother and friend.
My wonderful rock,
This poem is for you.

Be healthy, beautiful and cheerful.
Know a lot of words and songs,
But just tell them to me.
About what? Of course, about love!

Happy Birthday my husband!
But please, without Mash and Ksyusha,
When I'm angry, I'm very angry.
I always love you and congratulations!

Who can compare to my husband?
I don't need anyone else!
He is reliable, faithful, strong,
My one and only, beloved!
Happy birthday, dear!
You are my husband and my hero!
Be happy and successful
In a boundless sea of ​​joy!

I wish my husband on his birthday
Be strong in all aspects.
Satisfaction at work
And find a lot of money.

May God give you ingenuity
Always bring flowers home.
And even after a rare drinking session
Always be in perfect order!

Happy Birthday, husband, -
My lover and friend,
My little lion, little penguin,
My sweet orange!
Every joke has a bit of a joke in it,
But there is a grain of truth...
Well, come to me, my dear,
I want to... eat you!

The husband is the protector, the head!
Where can I find words?
To my dear husband
Did I fully congratulate you?
The smartest, the strongest,
And, of course, beautiful!
My man is golden
Happy birthday, dear!

My beloved birthday boy,
Catch the love slap,
I will congratulate you beautifully,
So that the blue one does not come home,
And it was super on all fronts,
The reality would be a dream
Love me like your life
And in the storms of fate you hold on!

Happy Birthday sweetheart!
Our defender, our hero!
Let the family hug everyone
This festive time.

May your health be good,
Life is like a merry song!
Let sadness become a rare guest,
Expect success in all your endeavors!

Be cheerful and rich
Radiate goodness and light.
Best husband, beloved dad -
You are our main man!

My beloved husband, happy birthday,
There is no one like you in the world!
Well, who else has patience?
Would it be enough for so many years?

Thanks for your efforts,
Because you put up with me,
For affection, tenderness and attention!
Oh, how I love you!

I wish you strength, success,
Health, new achievements,
Merry friends, a sea of ​​laughter
And many joyful moments!

Cute snoring flies from the bedroom,
The glass rattles and the floor.
Wake up, my brutal one,
The birthday has arrived.

How many years have I been with you?
But there is a question:
Who are you, my slave of honor?
What have you brought into my life?

Is it the bitterness of chocolate?
Is it the sail of a ship?
I'll still be there.
I still love you!

Your hand is like the hammer of an anvil!
You're as sweet as Christmas pie!
When you go to the bedroom, I'm confused,
What will you do today, my groundhog!
I'm ready to give you whatever you want!
I am ready to love like no one else!
Today is your birthday, which means
We will be hot... and not because of our coats!!

On your birthday, dear husband, I wish you
So that the work days fly by quickly.
So that our people play football well,
So that you don’t lose your pair of socks.
So that I meet my friends often,
And let you have fun as you should.
But so that you return with gifts
Into the arms of your beloved beautiful wife!

Husband - you are the light at the end of the tunnel!
You are a grasshopper in a meadow!
I'm always blown away by you!
I can't live without you!

Happy birthday -
I'll break glasses for you.
Oh, let's have a luxurious walk!
How I love you!

In the world you are the only one like this:
Cheerful, kind, lively.
It's not scary with you in the ocean,
It's not boring on the couch with you!
You captivate with beauty
A mischievous smile.
The eyes sparkle with charm -
You may be speechless
Happy birthday to you,
I want to keep it up!

My dear, accept it
Congratulations quickly!
I'm setting the table
Invite your friends!
Your birthday is today
Let's celebrate by having fun!
We wish you together,
May your dream come true!
So that colleagues at work
Don't whisper in the corners
So that the neighbor on the site
She didn't call us.
So that everything is for your car
In traffic jams they gave way,
We wish you good health
And success, be happy!

Congratulations, my dear,
Happy Birthday, dear!
I will please you at night,
We won't sleep until morning!
I forgive beer and football,
I don't prohibit anything.
Have fun during the day.
All. Hello. Your wife.

I will take on poetry bravely,
Today is a very important day:
The birthday boy is my husband,
Life partner, true friend.
I'm in honor of him today
I composed a greeting:
Why, my husband, I’m glad,
That we are together, that you are near,
Happy birthday, my dear,
Be always, always with me,
I want to go through life
Only hand in hand with you!

Darling! Everything without you is disgusting:
Moon and stars, midnight and dawn...
And even the sun shines sadly on me,
When you are not next to me.

So may only happiness accompany you,
Luck will overshadow you with its wings,
And may my love, hope and participation
They protect and preserve our home.

Beloved husband! I'll wake you up
Today with a sweet kiss,
And I’ll tell you everything, everything, everything,
Something that was invented on the sly.
I start with wishes
There are a lot of them accumulated.
So that there is no suffering in life,
And only the road led forward,
So that you remain the same,
Whom I love all these years
The world was filled with miracles
And worries did not sadden me.
Let optimism not leave you,
And the cup of joys is full.
Success accompanies everything.
Your happy wife.

Husband, I wanted to confess...
There are thoughts in the family,
That's all, I think. Ripe!
Darling, about you!
I don't love you.....
Gloomy,
I don't want you..
Blame.
I would be like my husband...
Nimble,
I would love you more!
So, my husband is my love!
Happy Birthday to You!

Dear husband, on my anniversary I will give you affection, And I want us to live Only in bright colors! I rested in Bali, In the sea and with the surf, Just don’t forget - I’m going with you! May happiness never melt like a piece of ice, I will not leave you behind, My husband is my other half!

Cute snoring flies from the bedroom,
The rattling of trembling glass.
Wake up, my brutal one.
Birthday has arrived.

How many years have I been with you?
But there is a question:
Who are you, my slave of honor?
What have you brought into my life?

The bitterness of chocolate
To the ship's sail?
I'll still be there.
I still love you!

I have a best friend
He is a lover and a husband.
And for my husband's birthday
I need to congratulate him.
Dear, what to wish
The bed collapsed from passion,
To a hurricane of love
We haven't forgotten for a long time.
Accept the poem with humor
Kiss for congratulations.

Agree, it’s not easy to find a way to congratulate your husband on his birthday in an original and interesting way, especially if you’ve been married for more than one year. Many women prefer to limit themselves to a standard set of shaving accessories, supplemented by banal wishes and a kiss on the cheek.

But if you want to make your spouse’s birthday a real holiday, full of pleasant surprises and surprises, if you want to fill this day with romance, show your husband how much you love him and leave the most pleasant memories - then this article is for you! You will learn interesting and unusual ways of congratulations that will leave an indelible impression of the holiday!

To begin with, we will give a few tips necessary for everything to go “like clockwork”:

• In order for the surprise to be a success, you need to take care of the complete secrecy of your preparations.
• You should not pester your husband with questions about what he would like to receive and how he would like to celebrate. If he knows what to expect, there will be no surprise. You want to congratulate your husband in an original way, don’t you?
• Make preparations ahead of time. Think through everything to the smallest detail, and then everything will work out as planned.
• Don't forget about yourself. On this day you should look “100%”. Even if you have been married for ten years, your husband will be pleased to see his wife in beautiful clothes with perfect hair and makeup on his birthday.

1. Voice greeting

A service such as voice greetings is becoming increasingly popular. At the most unexpected moment, your spouse’s phone will ring with a greeting spoken in the voice of various famous personalities. This is a very original and simple method, and also very convenient if the husband is far away on this holiday, for example, on a business trip.

2. Nice inscriptions

Prepare cool signs in advance (they can be handwritten or printed) and hang them around the house. Think about the route your husband takes around the apartment in the morning.

For example, a husband woke up and saw on the nightstand next to him “Happy Birthday, the best husband in the world!” then moved to the bathroom, where on the mirror it says “Good morning, darling!”, then to the kitchen, where on the refrigerator there is an inscription “Bon appetit, dear,” on the front door you can leave a message “Have a nice day, dear,” etc. A good mood is guaranteed from the very morning!

3. Unusual tea

Another interesting way to congratulate your husband. Buy tea bags. Cut off the labels and instead tie notes with compliments, wishes and congratulations to strings. Every time the husband will drink tea and read pleasant words. .

4. Bachelor party

This method is suitable if you have several married couples of mutual friends. Even the most avid family man sometimes wants to “break away” and feel a “breath of freedom.” So give him this opportunity on his birthday!

You can throw a party anywhere: at the dacha, in the garage, in the sauna or outdoors. Set the table for an all-male company and give the men a good rest for an hour or two. And after a while, burst into their “male world” with a noisy group of cheerful girls and spend the rest of the holiday together.

5. Romantic evening

If people live together for a long time, then from time to time it is necessary to refresh feelings and delight your loved one with romantic surprises. And the birthday of your beloved spouse is an excellent occasion for this.

Unfortunately, not everyone has the opportunity to fly to warmer climes for a couple of days and spend time together away from the usual rhythm of life. However, you can change the scenery and spend a romantic evening alone within your own city.

To do this, leave the children (if you have them) with your grandmother or nanny, rent a room in a decent hotel, order a good dinner and expensive wine, light candles and invite your spouse to this address. It is better to do this through someone or send an invitation by email. Try to make sure your husband remembers this night for a long time!

6. Photo portrait

Order a photo of you together printed on a T-shirt, mug or even a cake. Using a computer, you can overlay text with your wishes on the image.

7. Arabian Night

If you know how to dance at least a little, prepare a surprise for your spouse in oriental style. Decorate the room in an oriental style, prepare dinner and fruits, light incense, turn on music, place your husband on pillows and dance a belly dance for him in the accompanying clothes. Let him feel like a real sheikh! The evening can continue with a massage with essential oils and a night of love.

8. Back to childhood

Each of us remains a child at heart. While your husband is sleeping, fill the room with pre-prepared balloons, give him a whole bag of sweets, and invite him to an amusement park, circus, water park, or sledding down a hill if your birthday is in winter.

9. Holiday newspaper

Every man wants to become a media hero. Let his dream come true! To do this, you need to create a small newspaper of 1-2 pages on your computer, divide it into columns and fill them with information. The notes can be funny stories from your husband’s life, romantic memories of your vacation with photographs and, of course, your congratulations to the birthday boy. You need to throw the newspaper on your husband’s nightstand, in the car, and put it on the breakfast table in the morning.

10. Festive fireworks

Here you cannot do without the help of “accomplices”. As the unsuspecting husband goes about his normal business, the sounds of fireworks should be heard outside the window. When my husband comes out to look, friends will be waiting downstairs with champagne and gifts.

Funny birthday greetings to your husband in verse

I wish you to love your wife very much!
Buy an apartment, a car and a dacha,
Take your beloved one to the sea in the summer,
And don’t forget to give a fur coat for winter!

My dear hubby!
On this holiday
I hasten to congratulate you,
Send you an SMS.
I wish you not to be sad,
I simply adore you!
I miss you very much
When we are not together, I suffer,
For me you are the best
May success follow you
And luck, and finances,
Let them not sing romances!

Today is your holiday -
So it’s my holiday!
Will gather in our house
Soon a whole family
Let's eat to our fill,
We'll sing and dance
We'll be there all week
Celebrate your birthday!
I kiss you deeply
And hearty congratulations!
The best husband in the world,
I adore you!